Where the beer flows like the urine down the bowl.
I'm tellin' you, it's a GOOD thing.
My dick ass will be in Bellingham for the next day or so.
Here's my CD list I'm bringing with. Tell me if you think it jives.
Pj Harvey; Pink Floyd; Modest Mouse; Rolling Stones; Bob Dylan; Sonic Youth; Guns N Roses; Allman Brothers Band; Butthole Surfers; Stone Temple Pilots; The Mars Volta; The Grateful Dead; Kings of Leon.
Pig Vomit - "She Had Her Period" (((These aren't the kind of lyrics you get out of a normal Livejournal user)))
She said she loved me
And that she'd let me in her pants
I had a healthy boner,
Now I had my chance
She held her secrets
Though she denies it to this day
I got my first taste of love
In such a bitter way
She had her PERIOD
She had her PEEEERIOD
Both of us were screamin'
Down my face her blood was streamin'
And it glistened in the dashboard lights
She had her PERIOD
I was an IDIOT
I should have just plunged my apendage
Way down deep into her hemmorage
That niiiiiiight
Went to a drive-in movie
Love in the back seat of my car
I was a cunning linguist
Did I go too far?
Such menstruation
Should be plugged up before it drains
Did she go without a tampon
Due to lack of brains?
She had her PERIOD
She had a PEEEERIOD
Just like rain down my face, ba-bay
Both of us were screamin'
Down my face her blood was streamin'
And it glistened in the dashboard lights
She had her PERIOD
I was an IDIOT
I should have just plunged my apendage
Way down deep into her hemmorage
That niiiiiiight
Current Mood: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little drunk
Current Music: How's Your News Retards - Las Vegas