LiveJournal Poll for the Ladies.

11:47 pm, July 18, 2004

Ladies, does it feel weird having a cottony thingy in your love hole, with a string sticking out? Is it anything like when you're wiping your ass and a tiny bit of toilet paper rips and stays up there, requiring a re-wipe?

Wait, is it THIS that keeps me from getting laid? It is, isn't it. I simply MUST stop using this question as a pick-up line to every woman I meet in a bar!

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