Fiction. Not.

Abortions.

.(2007.1.23) I Won The 1987 Tokyo Karaoke World Championship, Six Year Old Division, & All I Got Was This Lousy, Grossly Ill-Fitting T-Shirt
.(2006.10.18) Left Unsaid
.(2006.8.29) Subway Scene
.(2006.4.27) Little Minnesota
.(2006.4.13) The Lone Writman
.(2006.4.11) Peace For All
.(2006.3.22) The Office Suck Up
.(2006.3.9) I'm A Girl & I'm Retarded. Man, Did I Get Knocked Around With The Double Whammy Or What?
.(2006.1.21) The Drowsy Writing Experiment
.(2005.12.2) A Letter & A Biography
.(2005.11.22) Trounced Like A Monkey On Acid
.(2005.11.22) Buddy
.(2005.10.15) Easy
.(2005.10.7) Eating Out
.(2005.9.29) Time To Burn
.(2005.6.1) The Cigarette Smoking Writer
.(2004.6.23) God's Gift
.(2003.12.19) Christmas Disappointment for the 8 Year Old Mind
.(2003.6.5) My Wasted Days Back
.(2003.5.27) All Are Welcome! All Welcome!
.(2003.4.23) The Author's Interactive Experience
.(2003.1.22) No Experience Required (original version)
.(2002.11.26) The New Girlfriend
.(2002.11.16) Crazy Lady On The Floor
.(2002.8.16) Just Like O.J.
.(2001.11.17) All The Children Are Insane
.(2000.12.3) All My Love
.(2000.12.3) Kong Has Got Problems Too
.(2000.10.8) Letter to Ron Popeil
.(2000.10.8) Cow Fingers & Mosquito Pie
.(2000.9.26) Hyperbole (Not "Hyper Bowl")