Fiction. Not.

.The Film Whore

The Self-Indulgent Genius.(2008.2.17)
It's Over Johnny! It's Over!.(2008.2.1)
Bourne To Be Wild!.(2008.1.30)
The Steve! True Hollywood Story: The Monster Mash (The Cloverfield Review).(2008.1.27)
Steven A. Taylor's Academy Awards Brouhaha (There Will Be No Country For Juno).(2008.1.22)
There Will Be Trilogies.(2008.1.19)
There Will Be Fat Jokes: The Juno Review.(2008.1.18)
There Will Be Blood: The Sweeney Todd Review.(2008.1.13)
Susan Sarandon Has The Best Rack In Hollywood: The Rocky Horror Review.(2008.1.5)
Phil Hartman's Not Turbo Man: The Jingle All The Way Review.(2007.12.8)
I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.(2007.11.19)
Heads or Tails; Call It, Friend-O.(2007.11.10)
Sweet Sweetback's Tireless Efforts.(2007.11.7)
Get it, WHERE are the wolves, and it's about werewolves ... nevermind.(2007.10.30)
Where Are The Wolves?.(2007.10.28)
The Sun Comes Up And I Still Don't Want To Come Home.(2007.10.28)
Friday The 13th Part III.(2007.10.27)
Get Away From Her You Bitch!.(2007.10.14)
Night of the Living Dead Excerpt.(2007.10.12)
Where Have All The Horror Films Gone?.(2007.10.9)
The Descent? It's Decent.(2007.10.5)
O.R. They?.(2007.9.27)
Four Westerns.(2007.9.24)
Thank You, Tonight We Review An Aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9".(2007.9.19)
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Fists!.(2007.9.1)
Movies Movies Movies MOVIES!!!!.(2007.8.29)
Sicko Needs His Med-i-cal.(2007.7.3)
Die Hard With A Vigilance.(2007.7.1)
Ghost Train Excerpt.(2007.6.11)
Movie Movies MOVIES!!!.(2007.4.27)
An Over The Top Action Movie.(2007.4.10)
Excuse me, Miss, what's the Film Du Jour.(2007.4.9)
Movie Review: Zodiac.(2007.3.5)
For Your Consideration.(2007.2.26)
Steven A. Taylor's Academy Awards Brouhaha (The Departed Little Miss Babel of Men Remix) Round Up.(2007.2.26)
Steven A. Taylor's Academy Awards Brouhaha (The Departed Little Miss Babel of Men Remix).(2007.1.23)
Two Depressing Movies I Saw.(2007.1.15)
Quit Rubbing My Leg You Bloody BOWSERS!.(2007.1.13)
Running With Borat.(2006.11.4)
Dude, These Are Isotopes: The Smartypants Departed Review.(2006.10.11)
Steven A. Taylor's Academy Awards Brouhaha Round-Up.(2006.3.6)
Steven A. Taylor's Academy Awards Brouhaha.(2006.1.31)
Head of the Shitlist Committee.(2005.5.29)
I Saw Saw: It's Like the Worst Movie Ever Made.(2005.2.23)
In fact, let's go ahead and make this the movie post.(2005.2.16)