Fiction. Not.

.The Music Snob

Why Not Slash?.(2008.2.5)
Things We Did In The 80s To Survive.(2008.1.31)
Don't Pity Britney Spears.(2008.1.28)
Hey Kids, Rock N' Roll, Rock Hall!.(2007.12.13)
Steven A. Taylor's Grammy Awards Brouhaha.(2007.12.7)
Sebastian & Axl, Sitting In A Tree, R-O-C-K-I-N-G.(2007.12.1)
I've Got Something To Say; I Raped Your Mother Today!!!.(2007.10.26)
Stone Guns n' Temple Pilots Roses.(2007.10.12)
Pride & Parodist.(2007.10.11)
In Free Rainbows.(2007.10.2)
Dear Mr. Fantasy.(2007.9.28)
A List of Things I Know I COULD Eat Out of Meg White's Ass ....(2007.9.26)
Ed Vedder Goes Solo.(2007.9.24)
These Drunk n' Hot Girls.(2007.9.20)
When Has-Beens Attack!!.(2007.9.5)
It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Ignore Public Enemy.(2007.9.5)
Twin Powers of Rap Collide on September 11th.(2007.9.4)
Remember when Dr. Dre Used To Rap?.(2007.9.3)
I'm So Pretty & I'm So Dead.(2007.8.30)
Might As Well ... Whore!.(2007.8.14)
The Doctors Of Spin.(2007.8.13)
America's Rock Band.(2007.8.9)
Lollapalooza Review: Everything Else.(2007.8.9)
Lollapalooza Review: The PJ Fans.(2007.8.9)
Lollapalooza Review: Jane Says.(2007.8.9)
Lollapalooza Review: Muse & The Roots.(2007.8.7)
Lollapalooza Review: The Day Three Blowjob.(2007.8.7)
Lollapalooza Review: The Faves.(2007.8.7)
Lollapalooza Review: Chicago's Number 1 Party Band.(2007.8.7)
Lollapalooza Review: The Techno Review.(2007.8.7)
Lollapalooza Review: Two Little Girls, One Giant Band.(2007.8.7)
Lollapalooza 2007: The Introduction.(2007.8.7)
Give Me Ape Tit For $200.(2007.8.2)
Nice Boys Don't Play Rock N' Fuckin' Roll.(2007.8.2)
G to the Izzo, A to the Whizz-ay.(2007.7.30)
Woodstock: Not Just A Cartoon Bird.(2007.7.1)
Why Does Yanni Suck So Bad?.(2007.6.25)
A List of Things I'd Eat from Meg White's Ass if Given The Opportunity.(2007.6.25)
Novelty Always Wanes In Popularity When It Eventually Turns Into Familiarity.(2007.6.7)
We Live Like Creatures, We Love Like Homicide.(2007.6.6)
MTV Was Never THAT Great.(2007.5.29)
'Remember When' is the lowest form of conversation.(2007.4.30)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II - The Metal Years.(2007.4.16)
Wu-Tang is Here Forever, Motherfuckers!.(2007.4.13)
The Girls In The Band.(2007.4.2)
The Lows & The Really Fucked Up Lows of the Music Industry.(2007.4.1)
Arcade Fire vs. Modest Mouse, the final countdown.(2007.3.27)
Drinking Black Coffee, Staring At The Wall.(2007.3.23)
Rolling Stone Magazine: The Definitive Bullshit Incarnate.(2007.3.11)
The Definitive Bullshit.(2007.3.8)
Aerosmith Excerpt.(2007.2.5)
An Evening With Velcro Lewis & His 100 Proof Band.(2007.1.15)
Red Hot Chili Peppers Excerpt.(2007.1.8)
If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite.(2006.12.12)
The Long, Long, Long, Long Pearl Jam Discussion.(2006.11.22)
A Eulogy: The Death of Tower Records.(2006.11.1)
An Evening With Used To Be Women.(2006.10.26)
She Told Me To Come But I Was Already There.(2006.10.14)
The Only True Currency in this Bankrupt World is What You Share With Someone Else When You're Uncool.(2006.10.7)
You're KILLING me ... get it?.(2006.10.6)
I Want My HGTV.(2006.9.16)
The Slapdash Bookend Pearl Jam Review.(2006.7.25)
The Slapdash Pearl Jam Review.(2006.7.21)
The Epic Experience Continues.(2006.5.31)
Steve is a Writer, a Writer of Fictions - A Very Sasquatch Memorial Day.(2006.5.30)
Sasquatch Is A Total Cocksmoker.(2006.5.29)
Foreigner vs. Foreigners.(2006.5.1)
I Got A Head And An Arm In A Garbage Can.(2006.3.21)
Kinski and the Master Musicians of Bukkake.(2005.7.31)
Pearl Jam - Absolutely Nothing's Changed.(2005.6.23)
The Built To Spill Endurance Test.(2005.6.17)
On a scale from 1 to 10, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?.(2005.6.14)
COLDPLAY, is a Hello Kitty backpack.(2005.6.13)
I imagined chopping your head off with a machete.(2005.5.15)
Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids.(2005.5.11)
It won't give up, it wants me dead, and God-damn this voice inside my head.(2005.3.29)
Pearl Jam Birthday Weekend.(2005.3.20)
Modest Mouse & A Shit-Load Of Bull.(2005.3.10)
Believe The Hype: Meg White Is The Greatest Drummer Of All Time.(2005.3.3)
I think ... yeah, I just had my first period.(2004.12.28)
The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of all Time.(2004.12.4)
Going Down On Death Cab For Cutie.(2004.11.11)
Pixies Rocking Ass.(2004.9.7)