Fiction. Not.

.The Forward Pass

Fuck It, Sports: We Want Mora Mora!.(2008.2.10)
Super Thoughts On The Game That Wasn't.(2008.2.4)
Nipped In The Bud.(2008.1.13)
21 - A First Round Victory From The Heavens.(2008.1.6)
Roger Clemens Is A Big Fat Cheaty-Cheat Cheaterson.(2007.12.14)
Fuck It, Sports: Boone Stutz, We Hardly Knew Ye.(2007.12.13)
The Old Man Looks A Little Agitated - A Championship Performance.(2007.12.10)
Taking It Easy On The Eagles.(2007.12.3)
Fuck It, Sports (The Return).(2007.11.29)
Ramming Home A Victory With Ramming Speed.(2007.11.25)
NFL Playoff Predictions.(2007.11.21)
Not This Year!.(2007.11.19)
David Stern Can Lick My Balls Like The Pussy Bitch He Is.(2007.11.9)
Offensive O-Line.(2007.11.5)
Crappy Owners Wondering Why.(2007.11.2)
NBA Right On Time.(2007.11.1)
Getting Healthy & Confused With The St. Louis Rams.(2007.10.22)
My So-Called Football Team.(2007.10.15)
Game Day Jitters.(2007.10.14)
Week 6 Super Bowl Contenders.(2007.10.9)
1 More Year! 1 More Year! 1 More Year!.(2007.9.29)
1995 vs. 2005.(2007.9.25)
Seahawks Lose In Arizona; Yet Another Reason to Firebomb Their Entire State Right Off The Map.(2007.9.16)
Chasing Jamie.(2007.8.31)
The Michael Vick Article.(2007.8.21)
To Boo The Seattle Mariners Is To Love The Seattle Mariners.(2007.8.14)
Richie Richie, He's Our Man, If He Can't Do It, I Wouldn't Be Surprised!!!.(2007.8.14)
Oh Bondsy, You Came & You Won Me A Trophy.(2007.8.10)
August: Optimism Embodied.(2007.8.2)
Getting to Know YOUR Seattle Seahawks.(2007.7.30)
Richie Sexson Must Be Benched!.(2007.7.30)
The Return of the $100 Million Man From Japan.(2007.7.11)
Ladies Love J.J..(2007.7.11)
Meattle Mariners Mid-Meason Meport.(2007.7.10)
It Ain't Over Till It's Grover.(2007.7.2)
I'm Just Another Manic Mariners Fan.(2007.7.1)
We Want Dwane Casey!!!.(2007.7.1)
Seattle Mariners Prom Queen Titty-Fuck.(2007.6.28)
Who's Got Draft Itis?.(2007.6.28)
Google, make the search for "Richie Sexson Sucks" come to my site.(2007.6.28)
Savior - Thy Name Is Kevin Durant.(2007.5.23)
Victory Is Mine!!!.(2007.5.21)
Richie Sexson Sucks: Obscenely, or, No Seriously, It's Obscene.(2007.5.18)
Richie Sexson Sucks: Gonads, or, Seattle Seahawks 2007 Schedule, Game By Game.(2007.5.10)
Richie Sexson Sucks: Forever, or, My Mariners Mania.(2007.5.10)
Richie Sexson Sucks: Balls, or, The Mariners Bring Da Sodo Mojo to Yankee Stadium.(2007.5.7)
Richie Sexson Sucks: Ass, or, How I Finally Got Internet In My New Room.(2007.5.6)
Sports Moments.(2007.5.4)
D-Day, NFL Draft Recap.(2007.4.30)
Fuck It, Sports.(2007.4.19)
Seahawks Free Agency Report.(2007.3.7)
... if somebody took me to the TOP of the empire state building ....(2007.2.15)
Valentines Love (For A Change).(2007.2.14)
God I hate the fucking NBA.(2007.2.7)
Super Bowl XLI Excerpt.(2007.2.5)
The Shit In The Middle (Round 2).(2007.1.15)
Steve Loves Company.(2007.1.10)
Rally The Troops.(2007.1.8)
Round 1.(2007.1.7)
Seattle Sports Roundup.(2006.12.1)
Take My Breath Away.(2006.11.30)
We Sent Them PACKing ... With A LOSS!!!.(2006.11.28)
Just Another Sucky Sunday (whoa-oa-oh).(2006.11.20)
Seattle Seahawks Roxors My World.(2006.11.8)
Sad Sack Seahawks.(2006.10.30)
Motherfuck You and Your Jinx.(2006.9.25)
I Suck At Fantasy Football.(2006.9.17)
Girls Night At Safeco Field.(2006.7.7)
Mariners Excerpt.(2006.4.5)
18 beers later ....(2006.2.6)
Fuck Shannon Sharpe!!! ... "That was a very challenging challenge" ... Hi, I'm George W. Bush.(2006.2.4)
Super Bowl XL Poem.(2006.2.3)
Bitcheous Assrammerous.(2006.2.2)
We're Going.(2006.1.23)
Let the Streets Flow With The Testosterone of the Non-Believers!!!!.(2006.1.15)